Hormones

Warning: Foul Language, Grumpiness, Mentions of PMS, Cursing and Rambling.

Oh hormones, how deeply I loathe you. Argh! You really know how to make me tick you motherfuckers. And it's always, always, aaaaaalways the same damn thing with you. Every month. And no, I do NOT have my period, but I think it's even worse those days or weeks prior to your period.

You dream of killing someone (figuratively of course) like your upstairs neighbour (again, a hypothetical example) for whichever reason. For me, the worst part is that it isn't even a 'regular' 28 day cycle, so you come to bother me randomly.

You make me cry while watching a movie, or reading a book, or just cause I didn't make it in time for that slice of Chocolate Cake or Ice Cream.

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!

Why oh, why do we have to go through this same thing every month?

Hormones and the rest of the baby-making female plumbing/chemical reactors/internal lab should come in a friggin' box, to be used only when you ACTUALLY want a Rugrat (or kids) and please, OH fucking PLEASE, let's not even go there.

Once again, Hormones:

Gah!

Love (not this fucking time around, or maybe EVEN this time around) Always,
Tixah.

**Ooh... By the way I would like to thank Google for the images and the original author for each one of them. So thank you anonymous, giving, people and for your inspiring images. I do not own them, and I ain't making any profit off them either.